POLL: Are you an opera singer...?

Are you an opera singer who grew up in small-town Kentucky, dreaming of being a star, but your parents tried to discourage your dreams but you kept on, knowing that this was what you were born to be, even though your parents reminded you of your sisters who had tried to become the most famous ballet trio in the world but unfortunately because all of them were a bit too overweight, they couldn't accomplish their dreams and ended up being reality TV stars, but you knew you could do it, you wouldn't give up, so you joined a traveling circus who paid you well but never really understood you, except the clown, Louis, who wanted to be an interpretive dancer, so you ran away together, but love came between you and your dreams when twin pogo-stick world record holders fell in love with the two of you, so Louis and his bride eloped and settled down in Idaho as potato farmers, expecting you and your love do to the same, but you said you couldn't give up on your dream, so you broke up and went solo for a while, then you ended up in San Fransisco where everyone loved you, but said you needed more pizazz, so you learned how to tap-dance, then you made your way to New York City and sang and danced on global television, but right before the big finale you broke your ankle and now you live in Des Moines in the suburbs with your eighteen cats, dreaming of what could have been?